Attn: Merry men
CC: Damsels in Distress
Subject: Theater Schmeater is playing Robin Hood Weekends at Volunteer Park.
Body: Me sister Kate Kraay is lead Distressed Damsel, so get ye posse out and get down with tights.
I went on Saturday but the Sheriff of Nottingham turned on the sprinkler system, so ye Merry Men sang goodbye to the crowd until tomorrow. I missed that day, but I think I’ll see it the Saturday after next.
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Indeed, the good people of Sherwood went to battle with the dread foe of incompetence (a park worker “forgot” to turn off the sprinkler system on Friday night). But we won the day on Sunday AND raked in over 500 pieces of gold (or the like in dollars).