{"id":227,"date":"2006-10-16T12:54:03","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T19:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/?p=227"},"modified":"2006-10-16T12:56:56","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T19:56:56","slug":"phone-is-fried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/phone-is-fried\/","title":{"rendered":"Phone is fried"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re trying to call me and I&#8217;m not responding it is due to a dead phone, not because I don&#8217;t love you. If you&#8217;re not trying to call me and you don&#8217;t care if my phone is dead then you probably stopped reading this a sentence ago. I&#8217;m available through google chat and email.<\/p>\n<p>My phone took a deep breath of the finest sea water that the Puget Sound could kick up yesterday, as I forgot it was in my coat pocket all day <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/meherenow\/sets\/72157594328670035\/\">at PSSC<\/a>. I did the Jordan trick where I keep the battery out of it all day and actually put it next to our dehumidifier but no luck. The last thing I want to do now is buy another phone.  But &#8220;it is what it is&#8221; or so they say. What is &#8220;it&#8221;, anyway?<\/p>\n<p>Answer: Disposable technology. I had an Eriksson cell phone a few years back that I washed several times and it always dried out and worked fine afterward. Perhaps the saltwater did a number on the trendy little RAZR, or maybe they just don&#8217;t make &#8217;em like they used to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re trying to call me and I&#8217;m not responding it is due to a dead phone, not because I don&#8217;t love you. If you&#8217;re not trying to call me and you don&#8217;t care if my phone is dead then you probably stopped reading this a sentence ago. I&#8217;m available through google chat and email. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}