{"id":22,"date":"2005-04-27T07:48:30","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T02:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2005-08-06T16:16:55","modified_gmt":"2005-08-06T23:16:55","slug":"if-the-shoe-fits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/if-the-shoe-fits\/","title":{"rendered":"If the shoe fits&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;wear it. But what if the shoe fits and you don&#8217;t want to wear it. You&#8217;re wearing a custom fitting wing tip and all you want to put on is a size XL plastic flip flop? Or the inverse, your cowboy boot rubs your second &#8216;hammer&#8217; toe a little too often. I&#8217;m not going to strap on my Little Preppy&#174; Deck Shoes to go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.littleredhen.com\/\">little red hen<\/a> even if they fit like my first retainer, unless the planets were inline and I just reupped my accident insurance.<\/p>\n<p>So why do I feel like I&#8217;m wearing <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;category=63850&#038;item=5385992281&#038;rd=1&#038;ssPageName=WDVW\"> size 9 moon boots<\/a>? Cause their flippin&#8217; sweet that&#8217;s why!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;wear it. But what if the shoe fits and you don&#8217;t want to wear it. You&#8217;re wearing a custom fitting wing tip and all you want to put on is a size XL plastic flip flop? Or the inverse, your cowboy boot rubs your second &#8216;hammer&#8217; toe a little too often. I&#8217;m not going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}