{"id":179,"date":"2006-05-16T23:19:52","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T06:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/?p=179"},"modified":"2006-05-16T23:21:26","modified_gmt":"2006-05-17T06:21:26","slug":"silly-putty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/silly-putty\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Putty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I thought I was really clever when I bought some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/cubegoodies\/5ac8\/\">Think Geek branded Silly Putty<\/a>. It turns out, not so. I was playing with it at work while procrastinating on some writing I was going to do, when the urge struck to use the bathroom. Not thinking, I walked in the bathroom with my &#8220;Alien Ooze&#8221; glow in the dark Smart Mass. When I reached the urinal, I realized I had no good place to put the Silly Putty, so I just tucked it between my arm and my chest. After I finished , flushed and washed my hands, I reached in my armpit to grab the &#8220;ball&#8221; and it was stuck to my shirt! So now, like a champ, I walk back into the office with silly putty in my armpit, trying to act casual, like this happens every day. My coworkers are probably wondering now why I was picking at my armpit, like I am some orangutan, trying to remove the stubborn putty which had bonded to my shirt due to the inordinate heat (it was 80 today in Seattle). It took several applications of &#8220;Goo Gone&#8221; to get rid of the Silly Putty. Pretty smart, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I thought I was really clever when I bought some Think Geek branded Silly Putty. It turns out, not so. I was playing with it at work while procrastinating on some writing I was going to do, when the urge struck to use the bathroom. Not thinking, I walked in the bathroom with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/meherenow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}