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Bertram Baggins
Bertie is becoming a hobbit. { gallery [baggy] } Notice the bagginess in his chest area. And I always thought he looked more like a smeagol. (No offense, Bertie).
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My new haircut
Before: { gallery [pre_mullet] } After: { gallery [post_mullet] } Now that’s some good cuttin’!
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Mother’s Day
Here are some shots of Mom and the family on Mother’s Day. { gallery [mothers_day] }
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Mom and Dad
It’s great having a jet set set of parents. They come to you on major holidays. I’m off to Kate’s to see Mom and Dad. I wonder, does having a blog make you into Doogie Howser M.D.? If so, where is Vinnie?
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Bikes for Fat People
Now here is a refreshing concept. Co-Motion Cycles of Eugene, OR is building a bike for riders 300 pounds and up. It is rugged as all get-up. It was prototyped by Rivendell so you know it’s good quality. It’s gonna be about $3000 which is kinda steep. But as Chris Hoffer, who rode the prototype…
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Bertie Blood Panel Results
Here are the results of Bertie’s blood test. It says his white blood cells are dark and shrunken, “consider bacteriology”. Page 1 (262 kb PDF) contains white blood cell count Page 2 (199 kb PDF) contains calcium phosphorus ratio
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Blood Panel
I’m off to pick up some medication and a copy of Bertie’s blood panel. Apparently he has an infection. Hopefully this will set him on the right path. Good thing I’m not posting my political entries anymore. Jordan suggested I get another blog titled “nowhereme” for those. Dang, that’s funny!
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Bertie Cam 2000
I think I need to hook up a web camera and point it at Bertie’s cage. This way, I can slack off at work and check up on Bertie’s status. I found a good article on how to do it here. All I need is a $50 network bridge, and I think I’d be all…
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Trip to the vet
I took Bertie to the vet today. He was showing off for all the ladies. He flashed his orange and blue, climbed on the edge of his temporary cage, and acted very coy. He didn’t even flinch when they drew his blood. {gallery [2005_05_02]} I snapped some extra photos on my way home. You’ll see…
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Obese Bart
Great Simpsons episode tonight. Bart gets supersized after Principle Skinner signs a deal to bring in junk food vending machines to the elementary school. Has to go to fat camp, with hilarious consequences. With great lines like “I’m gonna cap a pop in your ass” and “Time to take out the Euro-trash”, it was very…