…wear it. But what if the shoe fits and you don’t want to wear it. You’re wearing a custom fitting wing tip and all you want to put on is a size XL plastic flip flop? Or the inverse, your cowboy boot rubs your second ‘hammer’ toe a little too often. I’m not going to strap on my Little Preppy® Deck Shoes to go to the little red hen even if they fit like my first retainer, unless the planets were inline and I just reupped my accident insurance.

So why do I feel like I’m wearing size 9 moon boots? Cause their flippin’ sweet that’s why!